The Tower, the Zoo and the Tortoise
Paperback: 320 pages
Publisher: Anchor Canada (Aug 23 2011)
Language: English
ISBN-10: 0385669704
ISBN-13: 978-0385669702
This review copy sat on my shelf for a while, but I would have picked it up much sooner if I’d known it was about THE tower.
Balthazar Jones is a Yeomen Warder of Her Majesty’s Royal Palace and Fortress the Tower of London, and Member of the Sovereign’s Body Guard of the Yeoman Guard Extraordinary, more commonly known as a Beefeater. He lives in the Tower of London with his wife Hebe Jones. They were blessed late in their marriage with the birth of a son but their marriage has been rocky since his untimely death three years ago.
Balthazar and Hebe are the owners of the world’s oldest tortoise, of which the Jones family has had custody of for decades. For this reason, Balthazar is asked to act as Keeper of the new Royal Menagerie which is to be housed in the Tower as it was until 1835. The Queen has been given a number of exotic animals as gifts from countries, monarchs and world leaders; they’ve long been kept at the London Zoo but the Queen wishes to resurrect the old tradition. Unfortunately, the move doesn’t go as smoothly as planned.
If you ask me, some of the best parts of the book are the descriptions of Hebe’s job at the London Underground’s Lost Property Office. A locked safe, a gigolo’s diary, an Oscar and a magician’s box used to saw glamourous assistants in half are only the tip of the iceberg. The things people leave behind on the tube are fascinating and imagining the owners, entertaining.
While the novel deals with some heavy topics, the description of life for inhabitants of the Tower and their secret lives, the tidbits of history of the landmark, and most of all, the author’s uncanny ability to catch me off guard and make me laugh out loud make it a treasure. Her use of the characters’ full names at each reference creates an interesting feeling of distance, making it feel more like a fairytale than a real story, even while revealing intimate secrets about them.
The one thing I cannot figure out is what year it takes place in.







